loktar-ogar:

The fact that Nintendo has been around since the 1800’s always makes me chuckle a little bit.

targetgreatland:

I was a coelacanth in an ocean full of sea bass

theworld:

once:

some:

body

told me

is macaroni 

tuucker:

irisowl:

So I walked into the dentist this morning. My dentist asked me how my weekend was. I said “Good, I watched Captain America last night. I really liked it.” And my dentist says “Oh, my son is in that movie.” At first I thought he was joking but then I realized

Dr. Robert Evans

I looked it up

My dentist is Captain America’s dad

My doctor is JK Rowling’s husband.

JK Rowling’s husband has asked me if I am sexually active.

sodamnrelatable:

 

Then I remember what I look like…

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kore-wa-fujoshi-desu-ka:

deansass:

the-chubby-nerd:

I don’t care who you fucking think you are:

If a kid wants to show you something they’re proud of, you better fucking act impressed

I don’t care if it’s a small score on a video game or a piece of art made of nothing but blue paint or even a fucking fake burp
You better fucking act like you just saw Jesus materialize out of thin air.

I bet John Winchester never saw this post

GO TO YOUR ROOM AND THINK ABOUT WHAT YOU’VE DONE

if-it-fits-it-ships:

benefrickcumberbatch:

soglideaway:

perksofbeingajediknight:

How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irish man? 

None

DUDE

THATS LOW

just like the population of Ireland during the Great Famine

history nerds are the best.